“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.
“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t
Things your Parents should have told you long ago
- There are going to be people in your life who are going to love you
- There are going to be people in your life who are going to hate you
- There are going to be people in your life who are going to love to hate you
- And there are going to be people in your life who are going to hate to love you
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
this video will make your day better
hOLY HSIT
omfg
hahaha saw this on ellen!
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic
that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
EXTERMINATED
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
(Source: deduce-you-fools)
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
It’s funny that Augustus’ last name is Waters because that’s what my eyes do whenever I think about him.
It’s also funny because Hazel is drowning from the water in her lungs so in a way her boyfriend is killing her
I’m falling apart and no one cares enough to notice.
(Source: y0u-broke-all-your-promises)
Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
The best British advert has got to be the Royal Wedding T-Mobile advert
